If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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