I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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