Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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