You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
