i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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