South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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