doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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