i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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