it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
