that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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