i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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