Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I need moral support for this bender
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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