just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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