So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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