the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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