I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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