She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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