it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do vagina's smell?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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