nutella sex= disaster
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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