Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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