He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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