I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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