Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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