puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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