So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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