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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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