God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
im holly from the hills drunk
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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