? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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