The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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