You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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