the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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