when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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