It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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