apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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