whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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