it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i dont even know how to be here
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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