How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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