Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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