she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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