Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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