They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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