Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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