I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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