I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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