He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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