No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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