mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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