Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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