love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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