So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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