I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
