well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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