What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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