dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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