pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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