i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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