Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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